En problematisk spaning om Norges prinsessas pojkvän!

6:24 21 Maj 2020

Här om dagen var det Norges nationaldag! Grattis Norge!!! Saknar faktiskt Skam. Minns ni hur mysigt det var när alla enades kring en och samma sak och började prata norska? Rip norska

Apropå Norge hade jag tänkt ta upp en sak som ligger mig mycket varmt om hjärtat, någonting vi talar alldeles för lite om som nation, nämligen att Prinsessan Märtha Louise är ihop med ansiktet utåt för jubelidioti:

Schamanen Durek. 

En schaman är ett ord som wikipedia beskriver som “trollpräst” men innebär mer eller mindre att han skriver självhjälpsböcker och är kompis med Gwyneth Paltrow. 

Till exempel, hans nya bok Spirit Hacking blev stoppad av förlaget i både Norge och Sverige för att i den hävdar han att barn kan få cancer om de är olyckliga, samt att andar kan ge människor könssjukdomar. Det sista är faktiskt sant iof d e så alla mina killar får sina iaf.

Låt oss nu ta en titt på hans instagram:

 

Varje tisdag lägger han ut någon ny slags stjärntecken-grej fast ännu knäppare. Man väljer alltså bara valfri figur sen förklarar han vad den säger om ens personlighet. Science. 

 

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When the opportunity arose for Hip & Healthy contributor, Lucy Miller to have a session with Hollywood’s top spiritual healer, Shaman Durek (and BFF to Gwyneth Paltrow), she knew it would be an experience like no other. Here is a glance into her session. “Grandmother, iron out her sciatica,” says Shaman Durek, as he asks the spirit world to eek out a trapped nerve in my lower back that he diagnosed as I first lay on the massage bed. Unconsciously my body shifts from side to side – it’s like it’s got a mind of its own – it has it seems. The shifting continues – as if my body knows exactly what it needs to do and as Durek “turns it up by 1000” my body shifts even faster. My eyes are open, I’m present in the room – but my body doesn’t feel like mine – but not in a bad way. I completely surrendered when I walked into the treatment room and was greeted Durek with a long hug. I fully trusted him to bring my body into alignment and to heal some raw wounds that had been hanging around for a little too long and had been looking forward to this day since booking the session.  In just 10 minutes Durek has encouraged me to “let go of my Mothers energy,” (yup, he knew that me and mum had crossed words that very morning) coughed out all “the tension in my throat chakra” (when I’m anxious I find it hard to swallow and get my words out!) and “released the trapped nerve in my right side of my body”. This certainly isn’t your average spa treatment – but after reading his latest book “Spirit Hacking: Shamanic Keys To Reclaim Your Personal Power, Transform Yourself, And Light Up the World” and listening to every “Ancient Wisdom Today” podcast I wasn’t expecting one. Check out linkzter on main page for more. Tribe, what do you think of article? @hipandhealthy

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Den här klädstilen? Cancelled. 

 

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Vad lite han har Facetuneat den här bilden :)

 

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När jag började följa Durek på instagram tänkte jag att den enda rimliga förklaringen till detta udda förhållande är att Märtha Louse är fullständigt dickmatized och kan därför inte tänka klart. Jag unnade henne det, för hur många prinsessor har haft bra sex genom historien? Victoria. C’est tout. 

Men varje gång han dyker upp i mitt flöde kan jag inte undgå magkänslan att någonting är fel. Deras sex kan bara inte vara så bra. 

Okej nu kommer min spaning som är problematisk på flera plan men jag känner en bög så jag har tolkningsföreträde skoja. Men innan han blev ihop med Märtha Lousie var han ihop med en man i åtta år. Jag säger inte att Durek omöjligen är bisexuell, sexualitet ÄR ett spektrum and in this economy? I’d go gay a princess too. Min enda poäng är att det inte precis är DÅLIGT för hans varumärke att vara ihop med en prinsessa. Det är i princip hela hans varumärke. Case in point:

 

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It is a great honor to be acknowledged for Shamanism in the mainstream media. Thank you @People for bringing awareness to Shamanism and giving people access to this information. It’s time that we start bridging the gap between consciousness and media. Thank you for allowing me to make way for spiritual healers, teachers, and leaders in the spiritual community to walk into the mainstream with knowledge and information for all of us to share and grow. Thank you for spreading the message of empowerment, love, and legacy. Thank you to my Queen for all your endless love and support. Thankful for our love and all the positive change we are bringing to this world. Thank you to my team for always believing in the mission and being agents of love. Thank you @samgillette89 for writing this article. Tribe make sure to check out the full LIT article and get your copy 🔥

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(Tryck höger på sliden, förbi <3John Legend<3)

 

Och i Dureks egna podcast Ancient Wisdom Today säger han följande citat:

“Ibland har jag sex tre till fyra gånger om dagen och min flickvän frågar alltid ‘ska du komma?’ och jag svarar ‘nej, men jag ska ge dig så många orgasmer som du vill, vi kan hålla på ett par timmar om du vill, jag bryr mig inte, men jag ska inte komma.’”

Att få sin tjej att komma? That’s gay. Skoja igen. Men alltså, är inte Prinsessan Märtha Louises pojkvän definitivt bara straight for clout???????

 

 

Lyssna på vår podd!!!! I senaste avsnittet gör vi ännu fler problematiska uttalanden om att George Clooney är gay!!!! Puss hejdå

// Michelle

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