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Då kanske de här två klippen hjälper: 200 av världens bästa filmförolämpningar. Min favoritförolämpare är definitivt Gunnery Sergeant Hartman från Stanley Kubricks Full Metal Jacket, ingen levererar en salva som han. Inte ens Joe Pesci som iofs kommer bra nära (även Tom Cruise i Tropic Thunder är en favvo).

Vilken är din favorit?

0’00 – Roxanne, Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Gleaming the Cube, The Princess Bride, A Fish Called Wanda, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, Casino, Three Amigos, A Clockwork Orange

1’05 – Dolemite, Glengarry Glen Ross, Bad Santa, The Witches of Eastwick, The Big Lebowski, In Bruges, Full Metal Jacket, There Will Be Blood

2’05 – Toy Story, Casablanca, Encino Man, The Women, Predator, Army of Darkness, They Live, Uncle Buck, Big Trouble in Little China, New Jack City, Billy Madison

3’00 – Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Departed, Carlito’s Way, In the Loop, Glengarry Glen Ross, Stand By Me, Grosse Pointe Blank, Duck Soup, Caddyshack, Planes Trains & Automobiles

4’00 – South Park, Napoleon Dynamite, Mean Girls, The Breakfast Club, As Good as It Gets, The 6th Day, Step Brothers, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Full Metal Jacket, City Slickers, Road House, True Grit, Shot Circuit

5’00 – Raging Bull, The Usual Suspects, Snatch, Caddyshack, The Last Boy Scout, Ghostbusters, The Sandlot, As Good as It Gets

6’00 – 48 Hrs, In Bruges, Silver Streak, Glengarry Glen Ross, A Fish Called Wanda, Goodfellas, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, The Mist, Trading Places

7’00 – The Warriors, Point Break, Gangs of New York, Reservoir Dogs, The Breakfast Club, The Cowboys, Full Metal Jacket, Dodgeball, Donnie Darko, Scarface, The Good the Bad and the Ugly

8’00 – Anchorman, Tropic Thunder, Sexy Beast, In the Loop, Get Shorty, Blazing Saddles, The Way of the Gun, Blade: Trinity, Clerks, The Boondock Saints, The Exorcist, What About Bob?, Weird Science

9’00 – Con Air, True Romance, In the Loop, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Lake Placid, The Front, Gone with the Wind

0’05 – Dumb & Dumber, His Girl Friday, Harry Potter 3, One-Eyed Jacks, Coming to America

0’33 – Happy Gilmore, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Vertical Limit, Cool Runnings, Big Jake

1’00 – Home Alone, The Hangover, Animal House, Duck Soup, Liar Liar

1’30 – Matilda, It Happened One Night, Anchorman, Full Metal Jacket, The Nutty Professor
2’02 – Rhinestone, The Nutty Professor, Bull Durham

2’30 – War Games, Caddyshack, Aliens, Tommy Boy, Ace in the Hole

3’00 – The Women, The Nutty Professor, Bridget Jones’s Diary, Scarface, The Breakfast Club

3’27 – The Little Rascals, It’s a Wonderful Life, Aladdin, Network, She’s All That

4’01 – Highlander, Of Human Bondage, Nine to Five, Erin Brockovich

4’34 – Clueless, Dumb & Dumber, The Silence of the Lambs, The Good, The Bad and the Ugly, Sweet Smell of Success

5’00 – Good Morning Vietnam, Biloxi Blues, A League of Their Own, Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf, The Man Who Came to Dinner, Monkey Business

5’29 – Duck Soup, Home Alone, The Ref, Point Break

5’59 – Repo Man, Revenge of the Nerds, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Hamlet 2, Heathers, Chasing Amy, Closer, Anchorman

6’30 – Shaft, Back to the Future, Coming to America, Fried Green Tomatoes, Planet of the Apes, Stand By Me, Snatch, Wet Hot American Summer

7’01 – Bad Santa, Barfly, The Exorcist, White Men Can’t Jump, Horse Feathers, E.T., Heartbreak Ridge, The Blues Brothers

7’32 – A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Training Day, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Full Metal Jacket, White Men Can’t Jump

7’57 – Hook, Flatliners, Hook,

8’30 – Nine Months, Six Pack, Hook, The Maltese Falcon

8’59 – Liar Liar, You Can’t Cheat an Honest Man, The Graduate

9’33 – Swimming with Sharks, The Long Good Friday, Pink Flamingos

10’06 – The Good, The Bad and the Ugly